It’s always nice to be tasked with making phone calls to large companies for work, because it gives one ample time to dick around on the internet, while on the clock, without the residual slacker guilt.

Things That Don’t Neccesarily Make Me Feel Proud Of My Parenting

#2735

The vast majority of random *unknowingly singing about what I’m doing* while cooking with my child is to the tune of “Mulatto Butts”

Awake at 3am with a bellyache

What fun

*eye roll*

At least I’ve got Parks and Rec!
That solves everything.

going to put my dreadies back in tomorrow

i feel so incomplete without them…

I think shoutouts are super duper lame, but I really love this woman’s designs. She is an independent designer, working on her designs outside of her full time day job, yet she still manages to regularily churn out these beautiful shawls and gowns, and I think she has a real chance at winning this, so go vote for Ashley Rose Couture in the Stevie Nicks Shawl Contest! 
https://www.talenthouse.com/i/416/submission/135161/fd0468e5

I think shoutouts are super duper lame, but I really love this woman’s designs. She is an independent designer, working on her designs outside of her full time day job, yet she still manages to regularily churn out these beautiful shawls and gowns, and I think she has a real chance at winning this, so go vote for Ashley Rose Couture in the Stevie Nicks Shawl Contest! 

https://www.talenthouse.com/i/416/submission/135161/fd0468e5

Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich ⇢

Stop. Drop. And Check It.

forever amen

forever amen

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