May 2013
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May 20th
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May 16th
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living with a dog for the past few months i have...
1- dog hair is gross and stinky and unless you vacuum every day or two (which lets face it, doesn’t happen) there is absolutely no escape from it. 2- when a dog craps indoors (due to illness or whatever) it will, in a panic, cram it as far into a corner as possible, thus smearing it way into the carpet and onto the walls, making it incredibly difficult to clean and stinking up the entire...
May 14th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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President Barack Obama has concocted a fail-proof...
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May 4th
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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April 2013
18 posts
i never thought i could enjoy the privacy of a relationship so well, and i have found it to suit me. 
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
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blondeyed: A Venn diagram of things that U.S. presidents have declared war on and things that we have come nowhere close to eliminating or even improving would be a circle legit
Apr 28th
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Apr 21st
I am chairs pushed together at midnight to make a...
VFS poster at comm/bro
Apr 18th
Apr 18th
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i can rant as much as i fucking want to
my back is out, so i haven’t been able to do much of anything - especially sleep. so i finally manage to pass out this evening. no more than an hour later, boyfriend and roomie come barging into the apartment, riling up the dogs, coming in to wake me up to say hi, and generally being loud inconsiderate fuckbags. so now the whole place is asleep. oh, except me. i’m hanging out on the...
Apr 16th
Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 6th
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sometimes i see photos of other people and i think ‘i wish i had my ‘look’ down the way they do’ or ‘they look like they know themselves/are confident in themselves and their appearance i wish i felt that way’ and then it hits me that i totally do feel that way. like, OH YEAH. i have tons of confidence and have finally reached a point in my physical evolution...
Apr 3rd
Apr 3rd
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Apr 2nd
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March 2013
62 posts
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Mar 31st
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Mar 28th
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just 'cause you don't run around telling other...
juuuuuust sayin’
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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soul check
i like to live my life believing that if you do unto others, others will do unto you. lately i feel as if i am once again putting out more than is coming back around to me.  . realizing i don’t feel nestled into my life, despite being extremely happy, i feel as if if i were to relax, there will be nothing else there to keep it from all slowly crumbling down on top of me. as long as i am...
Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 25th
Crying Wolf
i just came across a thing - sort of a transcript of a conversation - discussing how many times each had thought of suicide. as if they were discussing how many people they had kissed or how many pairs of keds they owned. . i firmly believe there is a difference between actually contemplating suicide, and thinking ‘fuck my life is shitty right now i wish i had a way to escape’ but...
Mar 23rd
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“My mistrust [of men] is not, as one might expect, primarily a result of the...”
– (via nadiaaboulhosn) #i have a hard time dating men because i have a hard time believing men respect me . This hits home not in the usual “FECK YES THAT” reaction but a deep recognition… This was a huge issue in my last relationship. He was the biggest dirtbag in public and...
Mar 23rd
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Mar 20th
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