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1- dog hair is gross and stinky and unless you vacuum every day or two (which lets face it, doesn’t happen) there is absolutely no escape from it.
2- when a dog craps indoors (due to illness or whatever) it will, in a panic, cram it as far into a corner as possible, thus smearing it way into the carpet and onto the walls, making it incredibly difficult to clean and stinking up the entire house.
3- even the well trained ones need their training stayed on top of every damn day for them to not turn into jerks who do ALL the things! they aren’t supposed to
but most importantly, i have learned that while dogs are great, they are also assholes who stink and shed on everything you own and then crap all over the place when they get sick and bless them and those who love them but until i live in a house with a whole lot of outdoor space around it for dogs to be the stinky, shedding, shit machines that they are without it interfering with my ability to sit down or eat or even inhale comfortable, i am declaring myself NOT a dog person.
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i never thought i could enjoy the privacy of a relationship so well, and i have found it to suit me.
A Venn diagram of things that U.S. presidents have declared war on and things that we have come nowhere close to eliminating or even improving would be a circle
Sooo, its still winter in Alberta…
VFS poster at comm/bro